I'm bending the rules a little to take an excerpt that makes sense. So it's more than seven sentences but less than seven paragraphs. Don't shoot me, please. ;)
Rising and dressing, she set the phone on her dresser and found red vinyl. Holding the corset up, it was obvious she didn’t have the breasts to fill it. Where had it come from? It was sexy as hell, but she could never wear it. The garter was closer to her size, but still a bit big, suited for broader hips. Strangest were the boots, four sizes too small. She lingered in the bedroom trying to make sense of it.
“You coming?” David called from the shower.
“Yes,” she answered, shoving the vinyl in the bottom of one of her drawers. She would have to figure it out later.
No, she wasn't black out drunk, this is a much bigger mystery than that! Hop along and read all the other fantastic contributions this week.