A knock came at the door while Diane moved a meat pie from the fridge to the oven. She’d picked it up at the farmer’s market on the weekend, a special treat for today.
“Can you get it?” Her voice echoed oddly, distorted by the oven.
I’d already gotten up to do just that. At first I opened it just a crack, expecting a boy or girl scout fundraiser. I saw the right side of Lisa’s face, her brown hair curly on her shoulder.
“Lisa!” I flung the door open and grabbed her in a hug. The grocery bag she held flipped around and hit me in the back. “What are you doing here?”
She pulled back and lifted the bag. “It’s steak and BJ day.”
I turned to Diane in the kitchen, but she looked as confused as I felt.
“It’s Pi day,” I said. “March 14. Three point one four.”
It was Lisa’s turn to look confused. “Pi? Like circles?”
I nodded.
“Oh, well it’s also Steak and Blow Job day.”
Diane covered her mouth, but she still spluttered with laughter. “You brought steak.”
“Yeah. I also have the BJ.” She gave me a sly smile and ran her hand down the front of my jeans. I hadn’t been hard a moment ago.
Just four more weeks until... Pi day, yeah, that's it. LOL Be sure to check out all the other teasers!
LMAO! Great tease, Angelica!
ReplyDeleteLOL, love it! Well done!
ReplyDeleteWell done. LOL
ReplyDeleteLove their teasing!! :)
ReplyDeletePi or Pie's... it doesn't really matter - but that the BJ part, now that's what I'm talking about? Do we get that next week *GRIN*
ReplyDeletebut the BJ part, now that's what I'm talking about! (That was how it was supposed to read). I need more coffee!
ReplyDeleteLol, fun tease :-)
ReplyDeleteLovely tease Angelica
ReplyDeleteSteak and BJ Day -- that should be a Federal holiday! Great tease, Angelica!
ReplyDeleteGreat teaser - love pi day, clever! (well, and BJ day is a given :) )
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