“Can you get it?” Her voice echoed oddly, distorted by the oven.
I’d already gotten up to do just that. At first I opened it just a crack, expecting a boy or girl scout fundraiser. I saw the right side of Lisa’s face, her brown hair curly on her shoulder.
“Lisa!” I flung the door open and grabbed her in a hug. The grocery bag she held flipped around and hit me in the back. “What are you doing here?”
She pulled back and lifted the bag. “It’s steak and BJ day.”
I turned to Diane in the kitchen, but she looked as confused as I felt.
“It’s Pi day,” I said. “March 14. Three point one four.”
It was Lisa’s turn to look confused. “Pi? Like circles?”
“Oh, well it’s also Steak and Blow Job day.”
Diane covered her mouth, but she still spluttered with laughter. “You brought steak.”
“Yeah. I also have the BJ.” She gave me a sly smile and ran her hand down the front of my jeans. I hadn’t been hard a moment ago.
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